Tyra Banks is a Hero (in progress)
INT. Tyra Banks' Studio
CAMERA CRANES DOWN
TITLE: The Tyra Banks Show
The audience's applause fades.
Tyra stares into the camera, unblinking, serious.
TYRA
(blinking rapidly)
Please, this is no time for
applause. There is an epidemic
taking the lives of the beautiful,
young women in this nation. Women
who want nothing more than to
selflessly let their thin figures grace
movie screens and magazine covers,
figures they have obsessively
refined through legitimate methods
of dieting and exercising. There
is an epidemic murdering these
women, preying on their naivete.
That epidemic is...the
CASTING COUCH.
(blinking rapidly)
Please, this is no time for
applause. There is an epidemic
taking the lives of the beautiful,
young women in this nation. Women
who want nothing more than to
selflessly let their thin figures grace
movie screens and magazine covers,
figures they have obsessively
refined through legitimate methods
of dieting and exercising. There
is an epidemic murdering these
women, preying on their naivete.
That epidemic is...the
CASTING COUCH.
The camera zooms in on blood-red couch, smoke issuing from the cushions. Moody lighting drapes the couch.
Tyra stands and walks in front of a large video screen. The screen displays images corresponding with Tyra's descriptions.
Tyra stands and walks in front of a large video screen. The screen displays images corresponding with Tyra's descriptions.
TYRA
Many of you might remember
reading that story about Terri
Hollenbachi, the sweet, 19-year-
old girl from Memphis with a
dream. She stepped off a bus
in Hollywood with a dream to
better the lives of others by
being an actress. But her looks
didn't have any time to get
her anywhere in life. She
answered an ad in the paper
looking for hot women to star
in a new film with Tom Cruise.
And she ended up dead.
Many of you might remember
reading that story about Terri
Hollenbachi, the sweet, 19-year-
old girl from Memphis with a
dream. She stepped off a bus
in Hollywood with a dream to
better the lives of others by
being an actress. But her looks
didn't have any time to get
her anywhere in life. She
answered an ad in the paper
looking for hot women to star
in a new film with Tom Cruise.
And she ended up dead.
The lights in the studio dim. The audience's silence is deafening.
TYRA
(cont'd)
Why? Because a man pretended
to be a movie director and lured
her to his lair, where he chopped
her into tiny pieces. When I read
about young Terri, I sprang into
action. I called Topanga, and we
set up a fake casting call to
catch unsuspecting women trying
to sleep their way to the top.
Let's watch.
(cont'd)
Why? Because a man pretended
to be a movie director and lured
her to his lair, where he chopped
her into tiny pieces. When I read
about young Terri, I sprang into
action. I called Topanga, and we
set up a fake casting call to
catch unsuspecting women trying
to sleep their way to the top.
Let's watch.
The camera zooms into the video screen.
INT. FAKE CASTING ROOM
The fast-motion video shows the room being set up rapidly.
INT. FAKE CASTING ROOM
The fast-motion video shows the room being set up rapidly.
TYRA (V.O.)
Our crew set up a fake casting
call room, complete with fake
casting director and fake
movie director.
Our crew set up a fake casting
call room, complete with fake
casting director and fake
movie director.
Arrows appear onscreen indicating "Fake" personnel.
TYRA (V.O.)
Our fake movie director, Milo,
has the sexy allure of a
fake hitman, a perfect candidate
for our movie director. With his
acting abilities, these women
will never think he's really
a killer.
Our fake movie director, Milo,
has the sexy allure of a
fake hitman, a perfect candidate
for our movie director. With his
acting abilities, these women
will never think he's really
a killer.
The video shows the women lining up outside the casting room.
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